Removal of WeedZ1985

"ISHMAEL! sign this petition to ban WeedZ1985 who tried to steal my prey Moby Dick the white whale by harpooning it in the blow hole with his penis but fortunately it was like a pea in a football stadium and so the whale lived for me to slay another day!"

"Weedz I want to give you a ban you can't refuse."

"It's quite elementary my dear Watson, WeedZ1985 is an inveterate molester of baby raccoons and other furry animals beyond even the level of inbred hill billies and thus it is our duty as men of honor to sign this petition and see him banned forthwith from"

"I got those motherf***ing snakes off that motherf***ing plane and now I'm going to get that motherf***ing WeedZ1985 off this motherf***ing forum."

"I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do is sign petitions to have little asswipes like WeedZ1985 banned. SNIKETY SNIKT BIATCH!"

"Thought I'd sign for the fun of it."

"The only reason I regularly destroyed Tokyo was becasue King Kong lied to me and told me that was where WeedZ lived once I found out he wasn't there thanks to small pure hearted japanese school children I fried his furry ass with my atomic breath and sign"

"Today on the Jerry Springer show we have a woman who's signing a petition to ban her girlfriend who she found being taken from behind by a goat and who used to be a man who used to be a woman that was arrested for sexually propositioning a Ronald McDonald"

"o hi thar ... yar he sux , remove pl0x"

"If you could talk with the animals, sing and dance and talk with the animals. They'd inform you of years of sexual abuse from weedZ1985 stretching back to when he shoved a chinchilla up his rectum followed by a kitten to chase the chinchilla through his b"

"You should vote to "ban" WeedZ because this is actually the Matrix and the result of his banning in the real world will be a rather large robot finding his womb like sac of fluids that sustains him and giving him a rude awakening by sodomising him to deat"

"By Jove Holmes you're right again, your incredible deductive mind has shown me the way and so I too shall sign this petition to have the cove banned and horse whipped."

"Spartans! Tonight we sign this petition in Hell!"

"In fighting the villains of Gotham I've encountered a lot of depraved individuals such as the Joker, Two Face and Mr Zsaz but not even they would molest a cute big eyed puppy for 24 hours with blowtorches, barb wire, ground glass, pliars and Barry Manilow"

"One for All, All for getting rid of Weedz!"

"I signed this American petition in America to have WeedZ1985 banned because he isn't even a real American I supect he's French! After all he smells of garlic and cheese and pretends to not understand a word of American when everyone knows that American is"

"WeedZ for Admin"

"The reason I pulled my anus so far out was in the hopes of sticking my head up there as I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that I would find greater intellectual and spiritual fulfillment from staring at my own intestinal tract 24/7 than 5 minutes of conve"

"The voice of God has whispered in my ear that you deserve this ban far more than I deserved to be burned at the stake by the English."

"I have risen from the confines of Yoko's boxers to bless you mortals with a glimpse at my hypnotic python dance while I sign this cry to see the banning of the unworthy one whose envy at my girth and mystical powers that raise the dead and quiet crying ch"

"As all know I'm the greatest thief in the world but I just want to refute WeedZ1985 claims. I did not steal his looks, his charm, his wit or his brain. He's always been like that and that;'s why you should ban him. Now I have to go see Fujiko-chan about a"

"LUPIN YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! And WeedZ1985 you're banned for interfering in my quest to arrest Lupin."

"lol sorry weedz. im signing for fun"

"While it was entirely possible for me to transform a cockney flower girl into a duchess and pass her off at a society event it is entirely impossible for me to ever train WeedZ to form a coherent post. Not even the application of electric shocks to his ge"