Replace Bill O'Reilly with Phil Donahue

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Dear Your Honor Roger Ailes,

We, the undersigned, are becoming increasingly concerned about the mental health of the host of your 8:00 PM EST show. This host has claimed:

1) San Francisco should be attacked by al-Qaeda terrorists ("homicide bombers").

2) There's a conspiracy to cancel the extremely popular Christmas holiday, even though the culture of Christmas is prevalent in America for nearly three months of every year.

3) That opponents of his show favor personal attacks and smearing, while he routinely employs the pejorative "pinheads" to describe anyone who disagrees with him.

4) That he never used the phrase "shut up" even though he's on-record saying that phrase dozens of times.

5) He has yet to publicly address his sexual penchant for soapy falafel sandwiches and female underlings.

6) He routinely misrepresents factual information (often called "lying"), then claims he told the truth, but will occasionally recant and admit to flagrantly misleading his viewers.

(For more citations of your 8:00 PM EST host's growing level of dysfunction, please visit: http://mediamatters.org/issues_topics/people/billoreilly where there are approximately 400 instances of your host's mental instability.)

As a result, we recommend that you uphold your "fair and balanced" reputation and replace your 8:00 PM EST host with popular talk show host Phil Donahue.

In a recent petition to MSNBC, your host praised Mr. Donahue's ability to draw a large audience and referred to Mr. Donahue's "honor and dignity" -- a perfect fit for Fox News Channel as your current host obviously endorses Donahue's ability to perform in prime time. So he's a perfect replacement for your 8:00 PM EST host who clearly could use some professional psychological assistance.

It is now apparent to everyone that a grave injustice has been done to the previous host for that time slot, Phil Donahue, whose ratings, at the time of his show's cancellation three years ago, were demonstrably stronger than those of the current host.

We look forward to the premiere of The Donahue Factor, weeknights at 8:00 PM on Fox News Channel.
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Goal
200 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
15 November 2015
200. Ted R | Bill O'Reilly's a douche I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: 7
8 November 2015
199. Roy L | DO IT I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: 5
22 October 2015
198. Margaret I | Orielly = falafel I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: 5
28 September 2015
197. Kathie W | I support this petition
9 September 2015
196. Vivian Mb | I support this petition
25 August 2015
195. S B | I support this petition
23 August 2015
194. Paul H | В I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: 5
20 August 2015
193. Keneth H | he lies I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: 3
18 August 2015
192. Stephen R | Phil Donahue was a rating success when he was syndicated and when he was on MSNBC. It would be a coup for FOX to have a competant talk show host on at 8:00 PM I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: 4
12 August 2015
191. Dennis P | В I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: As many as he is on.
11 July 2015
190. Hal E | I support this petition
15 June 2015
189. Nancee F | I support this petition
11 June 2015
188. Kyle H | Save your soul, Bring in Phil.
30 May 2015
187. Estelle G | Such a disappointment--was more credible on tabloid TV I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: I watched every show from when he moved from Cleveland to Chicago--I am a die-hard fan
8 April 2015
186. Luann R | I can remember when we watched O'Reilly but his lobsided, rude and inacurrate reporting was more than we could take. It's been years since we have seen a broadcast of his. Guess our decision to cut and run was none too soon. I will watch The Donahue Facto
5 April 2015
185. Ken P | I support this petition
15 March 2015
184. Nada R | I AGREE!!!!! MR. O'RIELLY HAS BECOME UNSTABLE IN HIS DIALOGS. I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: 3 TIMES PER WEEK
11 March 2015
183. Scott S | O'Reilly is a pompous windbag with frightful splotches. Make him go away.
10 March 2015
182. Marc W | I support this petition
28 February 2015
181. Chuck B | I support this petition
21 February 2015
180. Rick P | I support this petition
17 February 2015
179. Robin M | OHHHH PLEEEASE I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: five
1 February 2015
178. Eric Jc | Let Donahue at least cover for Bill while Bill goes to Darfur. I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: 5
30 January 2015
177. Cindy P | I support this petition
21 January 2015
176. K D | O'reilly matters only to himself I will watch The Donahue Factor this many nights per week: 5
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