Restore The President
_We the undersigned citizens of the United States of America, do hereby submit this petition in support of the "Restoration of Albert Gore Jr. to the office of the Presidency of the United States of A... continue reading »
"HARDER AL!!!!! HARDER!!!!"
"How in the name of the constitution could this happen?"
"I'm a stupid moronic liberal democrat. Could I please keep my signature on this petition?"
"Restore Democracy, restore security."
"An american president, who can clearly think and talk + cares of life - what a gift for the world. You americans choose well in 2000 - why is this dummy georgy trying to do this job?? Be more careful in 2004 & give democracy a new breave."
"Move On (.org?), please. It was 4 years ago."
"Al Gore won in 2000. His rights were violated by the US Supreme Court. All of us who voted for him also had our rights violated. We demand that this wrong be made right. Allow Al Gore to take the office he won in 2000."
"Al Gore is the best man for the job hands down. He has a passion for those who have no voice, and knows it is time for change. He is quite possibly the most intelligent, honest, moral and progressive major politician today."
"i just happen to be a florida moron who can't count, can't vote, nor even follow an arrow a mere 2.5 inches. i've been disenfranchised! let's all band together and restore our pResident, algore. where's my vibrator?"
"В"
"al gore did not lose the election, as it was stolen from him and from those who voted for him. we all know that and won't 'get over' that fact . we suggest that those who tell us do so 'get over' it and accept that we will not."
"IF YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THIS EFFORT, THEN DON'T SIGN THIS PETITION. KEEP YOUR HATRED ON FREE REPUBLIC."
"I'd like Al to bend over and take it like the man I know he is. Come on Al! Be a man for Danny."
""President Gore" is a figment of your imagination."
"Void this!"
"Wash thiz ptittien thingy? whose aftre my huzband and stolen my ssscotch? wheres my pils?"
"F*@# Al, where's the bottle (hic)"
"Get a Life He lost the election"
"Me first. It's my petition."
"Since I can't get people to sign my idiotic petition, I'm going to sign again. And I'm going to kneel down and suck Al Gore's manhood until I get my way and Al is president!"
"If you don't like Al Gore, you're a bad person!"
