Restore The President

"Actually, I'm too intelligent to vote democrat. But the lack of coherence and rational from you liberals is great for laughs."

"And the false, meritless accusations just keep rolling in from the liberals. You people are comical. Off the deep end, but comical. It's fun to watch."

"If Al Gore doesn't get to be president, I'll drive off a bridge. (Again)"

"You people have absolutely no ethics; those that aren't jumping up and down in support of an admitted war criminal, are still having public gorgasms over an attempted election thief who claims Slick Willy is the most honorable man he knows; here's a hint "

"And spread 'em!!"

"I've read a whole lot of stupid in my 80 years, but this is the dumbest thing to which I have ever been exposed. How are you idiots going to get around the election coming up on November 2, 2004? What happens to my man, John Kerry, if this poorly thought "

"I see the false liberal talking points are alive and well."

"Is that it? The same old false liberal talking points? The same old accusations that are without merit? At least be original and creative with the insults."

"Make things right. Restore Al Gore to the Presidency."

"Gore is as brain dead as my husband"

"You people are morons."

"Me too!! Me too!!"

"I'm stupid enough to think this petition actually has merit. That's why I'm signing."

"Hey Al, stop eating those cheeseburgers. YOu're almost as fat as me now! GORE LOST - GET OVER IT YOU MOONABAT HIPPIES!"

"It seems that someone wants to pretend they're me. And I knew it was a longshot to expect anything rational and intelligent. Even the name-calling from you liberals is stale."

"Repiglikkkans are all hopeless luddites. Bush is the biggest one of all!!!"

"Damn the man!! Save the Empire!!!"

"I beleive we were defrauded in 2000."