Roast Don Rickles NOW

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We demand that Comedy Central air a prime-time roast of comedian Don Rickles. The network has recently announced the wasteful expenditure of untold millions to honor puffy idiot Larry the Cable Guy. This is an insult to the very idea of comedy.

In addition to the roast of Mr. Rickles, we would appreciate a written apology from Sumner Redstone, CEO of Comedy Central's parent company, Viacom.
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Goal
50 signatures
Goal: 50
Latest Signatures
10 December 2015
50. David D | I support this petition
22 November 2015
49. Jay B | Hurry, before he dies.
5 October 2015
48. Pat W | The whole redneck comedy was kind of funny back in 2003 but by 2004 i felt sick everytime i saw it. If Larry the cable guy is roasted I will for ever lose respect for comedy central.
16 September 2015
47. Frank B | larry the cable guy is absolutly not funny what so ever the only people who find him funny suck down race car fumes while sleeping with their 2nd cousins
5 August 2015
46. Patrick R | I support this petition
23 July 2015
45. John M | Amen.
12 May 2015
44. Cory J | I support this petition
7 May 2015
43. Steve G | for sure
24 March 2015
42. John H | I support this petition
3 February 2015
41. Steven R | PLEASE SAY NO TO THAT FRAUD CABLE GUY!
25 January 2015
40. Andrew L | Roast Don Rickles, he deserves it.
10 December 2014
39. Erin F | I support this petition
1 October 2014
38. Colin C | I support this petition
25 August 2014
37. Lance E | I support this petition
13 July 2014
36. Eric Ewing | yes to Don no to Larry !!!!!
31 May 2014
35. Shannon H | I support this petition
19 May 2014
34. Scott M | Yes, F Larry the Cable Guy, that talentless, fake accent-having hack
25 April 2014
33. Nathan B | maybe Time Warner is doing the right thing
12 March 2014
32. Michael F | rickles bit in dirty work is maybe the funniest thing i have ever seen. Roast him. Please.
5 February 2014
31. Rob R | I support this petition
22 January 2014
30. Leif H | I support this petition
10 November 2013
29. Thejus C | I support this petition
24 October 2013
28. Zachary T | I support this petition
9 October 2013
27. Levi F | I support this petition
30 August 2013
26. Jordan B | Suck one.
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