SAVE DOCTOR WHO

"Doctor Who is my life. Without Doctor Who there is no point in going on. Please, Ms Tranter, don't cancel Doctor Who. My blood will be on your hands if you do."

"Have no fear - I will create the unmade 5th series using computer wizzardry. Look ma - no backups!"

"This is what they want! COMPOST CORNER!!!!"

"A gay man likes to suck c*ck just as a straight man likes to eat p*ssy. Go and get yourself a sex life of some description instead of snickering at other people's like an infant."

"This show is extremely popular and is loved by old and young so why get rid of something that unites all people?"

"I support this petition"

"So someone with no sense of perspective sets up a petition to save a show that has yet to be officially cancelled. It's a very silly and pointless thing to do. How do people respond? By mocking the afflicted, using infantile and witless puns as pseudonyms"

"No! The Doctor must die! Die, Doctor! Die! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"I support this petition"

"I am mentally ill. I wish to join this desperate cry for help! Will someone please notice how in need of treatment I am!?!?!?"

"We were the first website report this news. We were sad to hear the news. We at Eye of Horus can now exclusively reveal that Torchwood has been commissioned for another 10 seasons."

"...*mines standing on stool...tighens noose...*"

"Please help! I live in Iraq and i want $20 million to be transfered to United States. Please some kind person allow me to use you back account, so I can transfer monies. I promise to give you $1million if help me. email: [email protected] /* */"

"Review up now on www.scifind.com"

"My time has come at last...."

"You're a very good girl, Jane. Most obedient."

"Ha! That'll teach them to spell my name wrong."

"I support this petition"

"I don't want it to stop! Please Miss jane tanter. What will we do without it?"

"Sorry guys, I forgot to take my vallium today. Without it I become a childish wanker with unfortunate sanity issues. And I'm a twat!"

"...*mines outrage*"

"You may scoff, but I've beaten you to the pies"

"I think Daniel Craig is a terrible choice for James Bond. He's blonde, ugly and far too working class. Mr Brosnan should clearly remain as James Bond for at least one more movie. I also think he should marry Moneypenny and have an invisible car in every f"

"I had fun mocking fans who I consider to be more geeky than me this morning but now sites that I like are being mocked and I can't cope with the idea that I might be as ridiculous as the people I set out to ridicule. Life isn't fair! Why aren't I still si"