SAVE GOD-FATHER

"Dont do it Abhi! My romance with Tom Cruise is just a publicity stunt. You were always the one I loved. You had me at "Hello... My name is Abhi, wanna bang?""

"Have you seen my shorts?? Maybe the baby took it... Communist? No"

"Jagshemash! eh, Abhi is a FOOOL. He doing to much Heroin. back in Kazakhstan, we dont marry wives, we Beat and Rape. And then we give High FIVE. You be Arrested for marry.. huh.. women. I will use my Jew Claw to stop... huh... this! Whaa whaa whee whaa! C"

"If you marry her Abhi you're going to become a Desperate Househusband."

"As a certified player myself, I can tell the Goadfather that it makes no difference whether you're married or not. Play on player. Communist? No"

"My baby is getting married? No Ahbi please dont! No one makes my gash as wet as you do"

"Abhi nooooooooooooo. We had a deal. You would have been the greatest porn star that ever lived and I would have been the greatest porn director. I guess I'll just have to go to strip clubs now. Communist? No"

"Ahbi, I laugh at your pity... To the future Mrs. Ahbi: Baby, if you want to see what a real "pink thing" looks like give me a call ;) Communist? No"

"Who are you kidding, by the time you divorce her, she WILL get half of everything you own, including them weekday hookers! Communist? No"

"I sign every petition"

"heydily-ho neighborino. I don't appreciate my name being used in this petition. Marriage is a sacred institution that brings and units 2 people with God. By the way, I just traded in my Benz for a Lexus 330. A new hotel on wheels, with navigation! okily-d"

"Pinky: What will we do tommorow night, Brain? Brain: Same thing we do every night pinky...try to takeover the ....oh who are we kidding....its not even woth it anymore.... Communist? No"

"What does Saddam Hussein and I have in common? We both pulled out of Jordan. Communist? No"

"I am the real GODFATHER of these hoes! Communist? No"

"F#&k You Burger King Communist? No"

"Say it aint so! Say it aint so! As my dad would say, if this is true, "Somebody gonna get a hurt!""

"I may be black, but I am hung like a mouse. Communist? No"

"For the best prices on engagement rings and other jewelry, please visit silverspot.com Communist? No"

"I signed this petition more than once already? Maybe that's why I'm still in school and Ahbi graduated... or so he claims Communist? No"

"Marriage is for Mumra-lovers. Thundercats Hoooooooooo"

"If Mr. Abhi gets married the terrorists will surely have won. In order to stand up for our freedoms I propose that we attack Iran and pass a declaration of constitutional amendment that bans marriage for all homosexualsapians and persons with the name of "

"What happened? I thought once I broke up with Brad, Habbie would marry me. I see it was all a lie now. I cant believe I got played :("