Save the hole in Pete's kitchen ceiling!!

Any of you that have visited the house of love will fondly know the hole that makes up a large part of Pete's kitchen. I always imagined that this hole would be there until the end of time, or at least until Pete's house was torn down due to the radioactive stuff growing in his garden. Recently, however, Pete has been possessed by a DIY related crazy person and is threatening to destroy the hole that we have all come to know and love. Please sign this petition to save our hole. If we don't act now it could be too late...