Scotland is Better Than Here

This petition is the promote awareness of the lack of good junk food here in the United States of America. The truth is, most American candy sucks. Junk food in the United Kingdom is so much better. Here is a short list of foods and beverages we want sold in stores all across the US:





1. Mars Bars


2. Yorkies


3. Paprika Pringles


4. Irn Bru


5. Brown Sauce


6. Prawn Cocktail Potato Chips


7. Latinos


8. Crunchy Nut (it's ludicrously tasty!)


9. Cadbury eggs sold year-round





We also want "french fries" to be called "chips", "soccer" to be called "football", the American sport of football to be never played again because it's stupid, and help groups for American Neds to be formed.





If you find these requests unreasonable, then you can shove it up yer kilt!