Secretary of the Farts Petition
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Congratulations and thank you for all you do.
David Wain never said: "...next conversation I have with President Obama is to beg for a Secretary of Farts."
[No interview by John Schaefer on "Soundcheck."]
We the undersigned support David Wain's nonexistent plea.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
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