Send Suresh and Jason to the Newbie Forum

"I like trannies if they're under 10"

"I'm really sorry. I was drunk. Again. Aren't I sweet?"

"I have AIDS"

"www.redrepublik.net"

"Who is Suresh?"

"Hi Wibble, Tristan here"

"I'm so envious of MUR I could cry. Even my mail order Thai bride laughed at my feebel attempt at a WUM. Pity me."

"One gammy eye on the caf, one gammy eye on RR"

"You're a pointless cretin who doesn't deserve to be on here. An utter cumstain of the highest proportions, you were brought in for us to point at and laugh while we sat back and watched you fall apart at the seams, and it looks like you can't even get tha"

"Is Hargreaves in here? I can't find him."

"i agree"

"I havn't written in here before but I agree with number 31"

"Is Fletcher injured?"

"jason, no more Barbie dolls the house is full of them already."

"I'm looking for a Barbie wearing the 1984-86 home kit. I can pay thousands. However, if it does not have the accurate trim and 80s-era Football League badges correctly stiched onto the sleeves, the deal is off"

"I love animal sex."

"I'm a homosexual, and even I've signed this thing"

""What did you do for the 40th anniversary of Doctor Who?" I listened to Neverland. Twice."

"A swarm of killer african bees once nested in my beard"

"I actually am R Kelly"

"i wouldn't mind a cock up my butthole though"

"I am confused about my sexuality"

"You can obnly sign the petition once Jason"