Stop Brad Thacker

"I have warts and so do you."

"first-rate pudknocker & over-sensitive douchebag..."

"Avoiding this guy is as dificult as a Thailand Tourest avoiding the big wave."

"Yo, Ohio is so white! Havin' a terrorist lookin' daddyo like Thacker thurr was strait scary! Fo shizzle."

"13th hijacker my islamic ass! Thanks for pussing out! Way to shake the infedels to their knees!"

"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."

"I support this petition"

"Stop him before millions of innocent die!"

"I support this petition"

"I need a new daddy."

"I'm actually a guy. And if by "holding hand" you meant rubbing lotion on my trouser snake, then yeah, second base."

"This is Gene Simmons of K.I.S.S. I'd like to take this opportunity to offer Brad Thacker %50 off on any of our merchandise at www.kissretail.com"

"His comedy is not logical"

"I held a girl's hand today. That's second base, right?"

"You will never work in this town you lebanese cocksucker"

""Snakes.... why does it have to be snakes!""

"I like touching kids."

"I never trusted that Arab mailman coming around the house all the time."

"I have tried to have him blown up a many of times and nothing seems to work the only thing that blows up is the zits on his face."

"WAAAHH I GOT A PETITION! WAAAHH"

"Brad is cute.I like him. Whoever did this is not nice. Think I'm gonna light another doobie."

"George Bush is the second greatest president only behind Ronald Reagan."

"Who. That dubie has me messed up. I think Thacker laced my weed with Rufanol. My private parts look like it got hit with a car bomb. Whoa."

"Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinison would like to know if you would like to headline their show next week?"