Stop Floods, Kill the Whales

---- A WHALE OF A THEORY -----------------------------------------Most people are aware of the melting of Polar Ice Caps and the imminent threat they carry for coastal flooding all over the world. Thi... continue reading »

200 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (200 total)
26.
Emma R 13 March 2015

"thank you for doing this"

27.
Jamie H 5 March 2015

"Whales are a danger and a threat to our way of life. We must fight them abroad so we don't have to fight them here."

28.
John H 20 February 2015

"eat them all"

29.
None Ofurb 20 February 2015

"u #@\%$ kill ythe whales or im gonna go #$@& on u #@$&heads"

30.
Eddie G 19 February 2015

"fuck them..fuckin dirty whales..thier mass and density will affect global warming"

31.
Jimmy K 13 February 2015

"dont kill the whales, a whale bum raped me... and, well lets just say it was pleasurable, id never quite climaxed like that before!! THATS RIGHT, IM GAY. WITH WHALES."

32.
Henrik O 25 January 2015

"I say nuke em"

33.
Bart Benson 4 January 2015

"Only the Masterchief can stop the flood"

34.
Peter C 24 December 2014

"i love the cute furry whales (3"

35.
Dumitru B 23 November 2014

"I support this petition"

36.
Greenpeace Hinton 3 November 2014

"WE ARE ALL FOR THE KILLING OF WHALES AND JEWS"

37.
Thetruth Hull 28 October 2014

"jews caused all wars, the recession and aids. SPREAD THE WORD"

38.
Kieran S 22 October 2014

"I support this petition"

39.
Brady Kidd 14 October 2014

"laib"

40.
A G 7 October 2014

"Damn whales!"

41.
Ken V 16 September 2014

"For the safety of my children!"

42.
Paula D 30 July 2014

"Please help stop this needless slaughter of these beautiful creatures."

43.
Stud M 17 July 2014

"whales are fat like my sis kill them all"

44.
Andri Mrf 16 June 2014

"Whales are also delicious!"

45.
Peter F 16 June 2014

"i love to make your face pregnant"

46.
I Pd 1 June 2014

"but i allways miss :("

47.
Beth Boyle 15 May 2014

"I am a whale I do not appreciate this petition. I know i eat too much and i am horrible to jimmy but this is too much!!!!"

48.
Willi Bh 20 April 2014

"i think we should consider the fact that they may get angry at us and use their huge penis to tukey slap the world all at once resulting in a world wide tsunami killing all humans"

49.
Jessie S 31 March 2014

"Im gay as hell....Screw the whales they are taking up good space and endangering my fellow care bears"

50.
Andrew W 27 March 2014

"Whales taste good."

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