Stop it God
Dear god,stop making bad things happen, its not funny any more. continue reading »
"Don't forget. I know where you all live!"
"God. I know you wont make anything happen to me that you don't trust I can't handle. ..I just wish you'd stop trusting me so much."
"Safety Harbor, FL"
"nah kid nah"
"dear god please."
"Il faut que зa cesse!!! stop now!!!"
"Hartlepool could do with the help"
"God you should make all people realize that Jack-a-lopes are real and prove my theory to be true. It's a bad thing that you haven't already done so."
"seriously..."
"While you're at it send down more chicks, prick."
"and I'd appreciate if you'd keep the bad weather to a minimum this summer! kthnxbye!"
"i dont even beleve in you!!"
"About time!"
"Also, please prove your existance so people can quit killing each other over what you look like. Immortal beings do not need to hide from pitiful humans (as long as you stay away from the subhuman lawyers)."
"I love Jesus, but all this God making bad stuff happen is really bumming me out, yo."
"Why does it bother you when I call you Eric?"
"my life sucks please make it all better"
"God, god, you suck."
