Stop it God

"please god... please stop paul from plaing with my balls..."

"god sucks"

"The problem with that yearning for God to play that role is twofold. First the problem is, it defies all logic and reason. And as we can see in the Middle East, if we all hold that our God is bigger and better than your God, and He will protect me from yo"

"i recently found myself looking towards God, to me this is just another prayer... to help all the bad things that happen to me and those i love ..please God, i beg...stop letting bad things happen!"

"Please."

"123"

"Yeah, help me score hot chicks."

"Please stop the pain!"

"You all are LAME! God didnt create evil..only the POTENTIAL...people created evil! You all apparently have absolutely no faith...maybe put some faith in God and you will find your life a lil bit better cuz you have GUIDANCE!"

"i got a really bad sunburn"

"God sucks. Religion, too."

"I'm the lord of the darkness!!"

"it's about time!"

"odpisz :-)"

"For once God, Will you just QUIT IT! Jeeze."

"God needs to learn that people get hurt real bad, and when they do, is not a joke!"

"yeah c'mon man, knock it off."

":D"

"yea i agree!"

"Look guys, I apologize for the past couple thousand years, ya'll know I enjoy toking the reefer. I'm gonna quit this time, I swear to God."

"The "Peace on Earth" thing WAS a good idea, though, if you've any spare time."