Stop it God

"hi"

"Yeah, that jerk. He may be my "dad" but he's still a jerk. One night I was sleeping and in the morning he knocks on the door and asks me if I had been "cruising" in his Earth. Then he says he got some kind of... proof... like thousands of witnesses and im"

"Yes, stop it god!"

"pretty please?"

"Now really I do have some problems in understanding you all. First you wanna be free an then you complain about the mess you all make of my beautifull earth? YOU BETTER STOP IT NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE !!"

"It's about time somebody stood up to this lunatic!"

"why don't you people take responsibilities for your actions. gimme a break, God? Come on..."

"Get over yourself God, we know your big and whatever, but seriously, gimme a break!"

"etrel takka mon po :) snaqiau pepe"

"Iam the new god?"

"Damn it God"

"In 6 days I'll end your suffering."

"Hey God is Da MAN; do you know the difference between karma, dharma and maya? When will you accept that a merciful god cannot punish a child for his foolishness... A foolishness that is caused by Karma and a karma that is caused by foolishness. God is out"

"Jesus died for our sins, maybe we should take him up on the offer."

"Agreed"

"Yeah, Man. Stop this bad stuff, it's getting a little old."

"why did they run me ova? all i wanted to do was nibble on sum hot nuts on the other side of the road. WHY GOD? WHY?"

"*mumbles something*"