Stop it God
Dear god,stop making bad things happen, its not funny any more. continue reading »
"stop god from doing ALL the things!! its just not on.... Me Hearties"
"Thank god I'm an atheist. You can't send me to hell, because I'm not a member of your religion, or the thousands of other crummy ones you put there to fool me into worshipping you. So there. You're a really cruel god, letting people starev, allowing these"
"i stubed my toe....arsehole..."
"I need my privacy."
"take action!"
"..."
"God is a doughnut!! http://www.infinityspirit.com/e107_plugins/content/content.php?content.7"
"seems like a worthy cause to me"
"Stop making your followers f*** things up."
"man, I knew that was you in the closet trying to scare me....why god, why?"
"I'm addressing this personally to Gaia, being Wicca-ish, myself. Stop it! Bad is bad!"
"seriously"
"wenn Gott nur wenigstens mehr als die bekannten 198 verschiedenen Frischkäsesorten geschaffen hätte, aber so..."
"God, you suck."
"Pretty please, God?"
"= - )"
"Right on!"
"God, giving the world my brother was really cruel. Please, please send some lightning bolts his way and end the suffering of all those he meets as quickly and as painfully as possible. Oh, and please send me some winning lottery numbers in a vision or a d"