STOP THE TYRANNY OF GEEKYCLOWN

ATTENTION IMPORTANT US GOVERNMENT PEOPLE -- We, the undersigned, will no longer tolerate the oppression of the one they call, "GeekyClown". We hereby request that President Barack Obama assign a special task force to handle the GeekyClown epidemic. The committee should be comprised of 3 ninjas, some special forces dude in a beret, and Chuck Norris riding a dinosaur. Following the task force's verdict, we ask that GeekyClown be strapped to a rocket made of Playstation 3's and launched into space. If that's not possible, we would be willing to settle for him being encased in space glass, like General Zod in Superman 2. We don't really have a good reason for all this, but he did hurt our feelings once. (We cried into our CareBear sleeping bag all night). We think these demands are totally doable. Oh! p.s. We'd also like some of those Nerf machineguns, 'cause those are rad.