The well known TV personality (well he's all over the box when they want someone to say something in genuine janner about Argyle) ,voice of the people (self proclaimed) and much loved though not universally up the A38 proclaims that he has no intention of seeking election and has only thought about it for a matter of seconds. We the undersigned thinks he doth protest to much and is doing a Heaney and hiding behind false modesty and a nominee company in Kazbeckistan...further his gorilla (shome mistake shurely - ed) tactics would be useful in the fight by the Janners People Front of Home Park open brackets official close brackets. Free breakfast (sans interuptions) to every signer at the Holiday Inn*
* offer open until 7th August to all those who have documentry proof that they or their fathers or their fathers father sailed to the new world with Sir Francis Drake