(SWEENEY TODD) Turning Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pie Emprium Into a Themed Restuarant

After watching the movie, seeing the musical, etc ... I keep picturing someone writing to Stephen Sondheim with a proposal to open up a restaurant on a corner of Broadway and modeling it after SWEENEY TODD. Selling meat pies, and using names used in the musical (though ...in this... not made of humans lol [just the names are used lol])

It'd basically be like this one restaurant called THE WORST STEAKS IN THE WORLD. People went there to see if they really were. Then word of mouth got around that they were actually really good.

The same thing could happen with this idea. "Do they really serve... people in their pies?" Then they go, find out what's really going on and have a good time. Or be disgusted... either way, all restraints are a risk in themselves.

Maybe a dinner theatre (though, it's not a safe investment if this happened ... if the names of the pies don't turn people off meat pies the show might [It'd be safer just to have people dressed up as characters and them being servers])

Maybe a facade of a barbershop above the meat pie restaurant ... though, lol, having a barbershop upstairs might get people a LITTLE freaked out (...would be that or the pies... or both lol)

JUDGE TURPIN as a server; but, suddenly disappearing. Lovett comes to the table with the tables' orders.

"Where'd our server go?"
"He ... went to go get fresh supplies ..."

Then, a thump can be heard in the distance.

Fresh supplies



MENU



MRS. LOVETTS MEAT PIES
As opposed to Mrs. Moonys meat pies, no cats were harmed in the making of these.



PRIEST MEAT PIE
They don't commit sins of the flesh So it's pretty fresh.
(awful lot of fat--but only were it sat [Available only on Sundays])


POET MEAT PIE
The trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased?
(Try the priest!)


LAWYER MEAT PIE
Lawyers rather nice
(if its for a price)

ROYAL MARINE MEAT PIE
Lean and Loyal
(Though it tastes of whereever its been)


VICAR MEAT PIE
Thick and hearty pie


GROCER MEAT PIE
Thick and hearty like Vicar
(its green)

TINKER MEAT PIE
(want something pinker? Try tailor meat pie)


TAILOR MEAT PIE
Crispy but not burnt
(if your want a pie of a pale sort--chose the butler)


BUTLER MEAT PIE
Many spices used to create a unique taste
(though, it you want something of a subtler taste--try the potter)


POTTER MEAT PIE
Mild spicy-ness
(hotter?--try the locksmith)


LOCKSMITH MEAT PIE
No words can describe the taste


CLERK MEAT PIE
Crispy with a thick bread
(birds like these, beware--especially larks)


SWEEP MEAT PIE
Dark meat and crispy


FINANCIER
Pretty rank and aged

PICCOLO PLAYER MEAT PIE
Always piping hot
(blow on it first)


REAR ADMIRAL MEAT PIE
Rather salty


GENERAL MEAT PIE
With or without his privates?
(with is extra)


FOP MEAT PIE
Finest in the shop

POLITITIAN MEAT PIE
Rather oily (served with a doily--and a bun [you never know when its going to run])


ACTOR MEAT PIE
Compactor
(though sometimes overdone)


(And maybe add a VEGETARIAN MEAT PIE)