Tara Gliesbie is totlly Gottik

"Oh come on guys, are you serious? This is so obviously the most epic troll in fanfiction. Have you even read the story? It takes serious skill to substitute similar words so that the intended meaning and the new meaning are clear. The results are hilariou"

"wel... dis is rly da best ting i hav seen al day. u r inspring!1"

"I, (insert name here), sincerely declare that Ms. Tara Glliesbie is totlly gottik, all prepz posrs n jealous ppl should accept this. Hot Topic, MCR, Good Charlotte, and other such things mentioned in the ANs of her story 'My Immortal' are tottly goffik th"

"HAY HAY YOO YOO I DUN LEIK U. NOW WAY NO WAY. IM WAY 2 EMO 4 U."

"YES."

"Oh, well Hot Topic settles it."

"I can not believe you are bring down goths like this you demean us by saying you are goth, normally I'm not a judgemental person but you honestly get me so pissed off. You listen to music what I wouldn't waste my breath listening to. You say anyone who ha"

"Hey, I was able to speak to Tom Felton. Guess what? I printed out your story and gave it to him to read. About 5 months later he said 'This is a joke, right? I can barely READ this. And what is this about being 'goffik'?'. I wonder what you're going to do"

"Godly troll is GODLY."

"LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE WANNA-BE B!TCH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT GOTHIC!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU WEAR EYELINER AND LISTEN TO EVENESANCE AND SH!T DOESN'T MAKE YOU GOTH!!!!!!! I DRINK HUMAN BLOOD AND I'VE KILLED FOUR PEOP"

"prep. :) you burning yet? Trust me, if this is fake you are the worlds greatest online actress known to the world of men. If not, you know what I think. :) (by the way, I left a lovely message for My Immortal, too.)"

"One of your friends has three earrings? That's great. I myself have eight. I myself am not a Goth. I myself love music by both Il Nino and Snoop Dogg, and I'm not bothered about admitting it. I am a huge fan of Manchester United football club, I will wear"

"yo dog! u're da best spam! I luv u fking bastrd. Tara, two words 4u: u sux. Even I, the mighty Viagora, worshiped in every country around the globe can't avoid to say this: get real biatche. get a life. get viagora. now for girls 2!"

"If you type in "World's Worst Fanfic" in Google and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" you get her story. NO LIE."

"I hate you. you are a blight on humanity. Go die a painful death you sad sack of flesh. No one will miss you. They will piss on your grave. Your parents will hold a party instead of a funeral. In other words, I hope you are smited by whatever highter powe"

"well, obviously."

"liek, go Tara!!111!!1 u r so frikking gottik. im goffik tooi and i m ur numeber 1 fan111!!!11"

"Hi, I am pissed off. How dare you write such a disgusting story about me, muggle."

"Oh, my god. Congratulations. You have officially got a three figure IQ. In the negatives. Honestly, you and your friends, I'll ask you guys something; who really CARES if you're a 'goffik'? Hm? Just because we flame you does not mean we are 'jealous' of y"

"You sadden me. That is all. Good luck with this worthless petition."

"U R totely de bset gofik evre. EMal me."

"Because... you bring a little bit of hilarity into otherwise boring life."