Tara Gliesbie is totlly Gottik

"YOU TOTTALY ROCK. I WORSHIP YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR."

"Oh BOB plz not u too!!"

"STOP GIVING TARA THE ATTENTION SHE WANTS!!! IT IS OBVIOUS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT TARA'S POSER GOTHIC SELF!!! Tara, you are so not 'goffick'. You are the opposite of 'gottic'. YOU ARE AN ANNOYING LITTLE COW! So leave us sane people with intelligence alone"

"If you're a Goth, where were you when we sacked Rome?"

"TARA!!! UPDATE YOUR FIC, PLEASE!! ENOBY ROX!"

"In the name of the Mother"

"Oh sweetheart, you'll be gothic the day that Britney Spears stops being white trash."

"I discovered America so dumbasses like this could live here?"

"And am not even Goth. But hey... According to your description to what makes YOU Goth I am. Awesome... I Wanted to try something new."

"YEH! FuK al uz prepz. I Loff Saitan!"

"I'll comment again. Yeah, you're a TOTLLY GOTTIK PREP. Oh em gee, that is so fenneh. XD"

"My God, you`re an idiot. Seriously, I`ve met five year olds who have better grammar than you. And you`re not goth, or 'gottik'. You are a disgrace to the entire goth community, and you must be slapped all the way back to the 80`s, so you can learn what re"

"i hat dem prpz u ned 2 kil dem al!1112 go goffz lol!12`1!"

"tara u rule im a goffik liek u lol lol fuk u prepz!"

"suck my dick."

"And i thought that I was pathetic! man oh man.. im no where near as pathetic as you and your bad grammar, GOOD GRIEF! Now if you'll please excuse me i'm going to go bang my head against a tree because you have totally disturbed my mind."

"Darlings, if you don't get this for the elaborate joke it is, you really have no sense of humor. Don't belive me? This spans multiple sites and involves two people that I know of. I belive it started on fanfiction.net, at least that's where I first saw it"

"Hello Tata Gilesbian. :] now gtfo."

"Please stop spreading your bad literature, thanks!"

"Omfg! I'm so much more gothic than you! And I can type properly, see? I told you. Well said Death! You rock my world!"

"yhoor stoari iz da best fink on de interenets, fangz (LULZCOZI'MAGOFF) 4 rytin it nd wrytt moar soon, enobby is my eyedoll mann!"

"Dear Tara, Wow, just wow. We here at Rochester College would love to thank you for amazing fan fiction. We all laughed our heads off at your pseudo-goth-ness, or goffik as you call it. Man, we agree that you are totlly Goffik. Please give us more fan fict"

"*snort* Trollpowah!"