Tara Gliesbie is totlly Gottik

"lol omg ur so rit all da prepz nd posrs at mi skool r alwayz saing im not gott but im so ttly am i no wut u meen its so tru us gotz rnt recugnized 4 bing actull gotts theyr so jealus of us tru gottics."

"OMFG TATA U R MY IDOL OMIGOTH I WONT 2 MARRY U INNIT!1111111111111shift-oneone1!111111 WE CAN B GOFFIK 2GEVAS!!!11111111111111111 Seriously Tara, your lame. MCR is not goth. Awesome, but not goth. OH-EM-GEE!!!!!!!!1111111111 LOL INNNIT GOTTIK LMAO!11111`1"

"actally there are sub-categories of Goth, figure out which one you are"

"You're totally goffik girl, keep up the good work!"

"SHE SO GIFFIK U FUKN PREZP"

":D"

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"Tara Glesbian is totally not gothic. I have no piercings, I have never dyed my hair, I cannot stand Good Charlotte, Blink 182 or My Chemical Romance at all and yet I am considered gothic... why? Because I'm DIFFERENT, whereas you my dear, are a walking cl"

"ong ur zoo kwl u kno??/????/?/?/?//////////!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111oneoneone"

"Now, let's check items off the list, shall we? Inability to grasp simple spelling & grammar whilst online? Check. Unreasonable hatred for all things 'preppy', etc.? Check. Outlandish & downright unnecessary ploys for attention? Check. Absolute ins"

"OMFS, Tata Gilesbie s likez totlly Gottik ok!!!1111 prepz nd posrz suhld ike, ttolly focoks ff !!11!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank you so much for making that wonderful parody story, Tara, I haven't had such a good laugh in weeks. I hope you write a sequel or something, or mock another fandom- your feigned prepubescent fangirl writing style i"

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"lol Your story is so funny!"

"shut up gaiz she is goffik for da ppl who r signing jus 2 say shez not den fux off"

"Tara is either a complete emo posing as a "hardcore goff" or she is a comedic genious. Because her story made me laugh so hard I cried."

"Possibly the most hillarious 'fan-fic' I have ever read... and quite possibly the best petition of all time. Tara deserves a damn nobel prize... seriously... nobody else had made me laugh so hard I cried in a long, line time. Keep on being 'gawfick' Tara,"

"Oh yeah, dear if you think ANYONE will believe you that you are so 'gothic' maybe you should actually A) listen to metal bands, Avril Lavigne is pop she doesn't even write her own music and started out writing country music. In one of the chapters of your"

"LOLOL U R SO GOFFIK"

"None of those bands are real gothic bands, mate. And having a friend with three earings does not automatically make you a goth. You sound a bit more emo than anything else, to be honest. It's quite amusing that you feel you need a petition to prove you're"

"Oh, yeah. Tara is so utterly gothic. She's a flying buttress AND a fluted column all in one! When will stupid teenagers realize that gothic refers to a form of architecture/literature and NOT to the overpriced crap you can buy at Hot Topic?!"

"I got this result on that test: "you are a goth, you are preatti much a loner, but you probably have a few friends...who are goth too...of course" Excuse me, but I am anything BUT gothic. I am like a nerd. So if you want to prove your statement on a 4 que"

"You go girl, you are gothic! Me and my boyfriend love your story. I started reading it after cheer practice, and I got so hot that I pounced on my boyfriend as soon as he came back from football practice. It was wild, and deep, and he sort of bit my breas"