Tara Gliesbie is totlly Gottik

"Okay, A) Listen to Christian Soldier, (S)he'll save your soul. B) Don't, please don't listen to Christian Soldier, because then you can go to the Hell imagined for you by the Trolling Genius, and golly that'd be neat, and C) You are so totally, er, totlly"

"Tara Gliesbie, your inclination to join our fleet at the USS Enterprise has been declined. We fear that you may have too much sex, and invite Chewbacca on board even though Chewbacca hails from Star Wars. We also would fear your presence on our turf would"

"I TOTALY BELIVE YOU TARA U R SO GOFFIK. I LUV UR SOTRIES. UR AWSOM."

"u r so goth, da prepz are rly jelous of u"

"I wish you'd throw yourself off of an airplane, and do us a huge favor by winning a Darwin Award and taking you out of the gene pool."

"Like hell your a Goth! I'm not even a goth and I know more about them then you do, you freakin imposter! A true goth probably wouldn't even care if people flamed them! Another thing, not all goths shop at Hot Topic like your small mind thinks. Same with y"

"hai tara u r ttly goffic, gurl! ilybby cya in da showa"

"omnomnomnomnomnom. i liek pupeez. i liek eeting dem 2. u want sum. yah. beotch."

"ZOMG!!! ur like 1 of the lik totally most goffik ppl i hav evr met, evr!! i have so much respkt for ur look and the evilness of ur dark and black bloodred soul, wow i wish i waz koll lik u!"

"ahahaha......shut up"

"Your story is da best! :D"

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"...who would be jealous of an illiterate person?!"

"omg im lik totly n2 birtny spearz now shez da kewlest prsn eva!!!11111 omg!!!1 pop isl ik soooooooooo da nu goffik prepz rule da wold 4eva!!!11"

"Please tell me for the love of whatever you hold sacred that this is a joke . . . Otherwise I will lose what little faith in the human race I had left."

"Hey guys, just back off. She obviously has insecurities and self-esteem issues, and being nasty does not help one get over those kinds of things. Don't judge (that goes for you too, Tara)."

"I strongly object you renaming me. Vampire? What an awful name! I am not in any way gothic. And I wouldn't be in love with Malfoy if my life depended on it? Same goes for this Ebony/Enoby/Enony/Eboby/Enooboy girl!"

"*sigh* I wish I could be as goffik (sp matters?) as you..earrinz, how adorable,or goffik punk wtvr..kawaii?"

"Quite possibly the greatest petition ever"

"Silly poser."

"you do realize all the bands you like are mainstream pop rock right? goth kids listen to stuff like black tape for a blue girl, and punk is like gg allin and the sex pistols"

"Yup, you're very gottik. I'm not sure what that is. Perhaps you mean gothic? If so, please learn to spell, please learn about grammar and before you blast off at me calling me a prep, That's more a style of dress, which is a schoolboy/girl style. So you g"

"ROFLMAO! Oh geez... Ya know... a few words come to mind, and they are "failed First Grade English"...Seriously, are you doing all this as a troll? 'Cause you're doing a bang-up job :D"

"Obvious troll is obvious. I award you 5 internets for the epic LULZ you have delivered."