The Andrew Johnson Petition
We all F*cking love Andrew Johnson of Crystal Palace Football Club and beg of him to continue giving his service to Iain Dowie's Red and Blue army next season and perhaps beyond.We understand the reas... continue reading »
"love u andy. especially when u bend over after diving. mmmm"
"I support this petition"
"Stay....... at least till January"
"Please stay AJ! we love you!"
"I support this petition"
"Leave now, and you just become another player, but stay at Palace, and become a even bigger hero"
"im ugly"
"Our best players always leave us. Please stay Andy, you're a legend in the making!!!"
"Please leave AJ you're no good and not wanted"
"AJ please stay, all the fans love you and your fast becoming, if not already, a Palace legend!"
"If you leave Andypandywandy I will have to support my second team, cos I'll miss you too much. Now you might be wondering which team that is, well they are quite close by in a lovely town by the sea who I feel might do the double over us this coming seaso"
"I miss NSC but I'll miss you more"
"i want to leave aswell. make a petition for me! pleeeaaaase"
"Ooh Ahh Cantona!!! Palace Mugs!"
"Please stay AJ!"
"Stay AJ, you know it makes sense fella."
"Celery"
"i agree that simon, ian and danny are all benders. as are the general public of croydont. u chav battys"
"i love it up the bummmm"
"WE LOVE U AJ"
"please stay!!!"
"i have a funny nose and mouth but i want some fun bum action so stay"
"Palace are rubbish. Leave now for the sake of your career!"
"I think its time I left this small club and DIVE back up to the Premiership. Please don't make me stay."
"aj is a god"