The Banishment of Nick Eaton
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WHEREAS, we the undersigned, hate Nicholas Barton Eaton, and are fundementally opposed to all he represents {ie: being a loser with no friends}, hereby pettition to have him banned from human communication.
WHEREAS Nick's Communication with other people has never resulted in a positive outcome, his discontinued communication is requested.
WHEREAS It has come to our attention that nothing is being done about this situation.
WHEREAS Nick is tearing apart the fabric of our society.
WHEREAS if this pettition shall recieve the neccicery amount of signatures, it is our firm belief that those in power will take notice and banish Nick Eaton to the furthest corner's of Antartica.
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