Whereas once it was the pinnacle of European songwriting and musicianship, over recent years the Eurovision Song Contest has now degenerated into a festival of political backslapping, to the point where countries unstintingly vote for their neighbour states with utter disregard to the 'cats claws down a blackboard' awfulness of said entry. And as a sad and sorry by product of this state of affairs, the UK seems to constantly languish at the foot of the scoreboard as our European peers have forgotten what it is to truly fear the musical might of the UK. The solution is simple. For the 2013 contest the UK should enter the only musical force capable of putting the fear of God into an entire continent. Namely, it's time to go for the nuclear option and unleash Lemmy and the boys. Namely, the BBC should accede to whatever demands are made to ensure that Motorhead represent the UK at the 2012 Eurovision Song Contest.