The Cleaner Reproductive Organ for Beth Robbins

We, The Undersigned, hereby petition the Congress of the United States of America to push Immediate Funding for the removal of sand, soil, twigs, leaves, broken glass, small animals, wayward heroine a... continue reading »

589 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (589 total)
576.
Joe S 26 May 2000

"An obstetrition pulls out a newborn baby. He begins to say what a beautiful, healthy child it is, but stops in midsentance and throws the baby at the nearest wall, full strength, smashing it's guts all over the place. The woman looks at him, horrified, an"

577.
Screw H 21 May 2000

"yeah."

578.
Mike F 20 May 2000

"Whoever made this is like amazing... like cooler than Indiana Jones in a pirate costume"

579.
Jack M 18 May 2000

"Maddox provides humorous articles, and beth doesn't know how to raise kids."

580.
Danny S 17 May 2000

"Dammit, use a douchebag!"

581.
Did Youseet 11 May 2000

"No, not that. That over there."

582.
Bill R 22 April 2000

"My Dick gets sore everytime i stick it in her"

583.
Jimbo Shannon 13 April 2000

"this is getting ridiculous go maddox"

584.
James M 6 April 2000

"I was so concerned when i heard about this health hazard, that i signed this petition right away, i take my son timmy to school everyday and being the loving caring bible humping parent i am i cant let him be exposed to ebola from some beotch's vagina now"

585.
Sly Sosa 29 March 2000

"beth suck, suck, suck my balls!"

586.
Dice Lloyd 28 March 2000

"This issue will make or break the election. Tread carefully."

587.
Kaf Cisneros 10 March 2000

"Shut up Beth. Quit your whining. There's child porn out there that's 20 times worse than maddox, who is just joking around..and besides, it's a free country, he can do what he wants!! and it's sure funny too."

588.
Smegma Ashley 3 March 2000

"NO! I like it here! A sandy, funky, and unused body cavity...HOME SWEET HOME"

589.
Hey B 31 January 2000

"Which ways the beach?"

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