The Real American
The Star Spangled banner is old and outdated and it does not fit with the American values we hold true today. We wish for it to be replaced with "Real American", a song befitting of the modern day Ame... continue reading »
"Rick Nash is a Real American"
"I am a real American. *Cue legdrop of doom*"
"Yo Adrian!!!11"
"Ulrich the Ostrich! He was killed and fed to some orphans."
"Proud American"
"If Marcus can sign twice, so can I."
"God bless America and the new anthem, which should be "Starman" by Bowie"
"I made my own petition on this site thinking no one would've done it but wow, great minds think alike!"
"I'm not even American and I signed."
"В"
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ...... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Can I Uncle Cheney, can I?"
"Americamania runnin' wild brother!"
"Why not?"
"USA SUCKS"
