The right to practice the art of pwnage.
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1.Men and only men are allowed to pwn
2.There is no age limit for who you can pwn
3.If you pwn a woman, you are allowed to eat her corpse.
4.If you pwn a suffiecent amount of people, you will be aloud to carry any weapon you can think of.Evar.
5.After 1000 pwns, you get 60\% off at McDonalds and Long John Silvers
6.These are the rules. Oh yeah..you can break any of the rules you want, unless you are a woman.
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