The Staten Island Catapult
We The Undersigned do hereby request that all due consideration be accorded to the erection of a seminal transit alternative in the form of catapult. continue reading »
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"The Catapult would shave 2 hours off my commuting time each way!"
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"What is next? A cannonball!!!"
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"finally, I don't have to worry about missing the boat"
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"George Washington Carver has nothing on Professor Tinochika Adomaloko. If you could scale it up, we can forcibly repatriate all the swamis!"
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"It is probably safer than the ferry"
"Now is the time for all Staten Islanders to come to the aid of their catapult."
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