The Tom O'Brien Show Horny and Club Trop Restoration

We, the Undersigned, demand the University of Manchester's student union reinstates the hugely important and much appreciated 90s popular music evening event known to the world as Horny, (this evening was DJ-ed by DJ Carl Kennedy, not him off of Neighbours, but some other dude. If he's not available, Tom will do it once he's learnt how to mix...) and to ensure that the cheapest Russian vodka available is served in double portions along with the mixer of your choice for a pound, and also, but to a lesser extent, to restore the 80s and early 90s cheesefest that went by the name of Club Tropicana (we especially insist on the slightly raised bit of stage in the middle returning).