We Demand the Release of Eric! LET OUR ERIC GO!
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A joyous Occasion has been RUINED by the unethical detention of Eric P. Beaulieu by his life Master Tiffany Beaulieu. The Toilet Train 2.0 and its members demand that he be released Friday August 8th at 5:00 pm (EST) till Saturday August 9th at 7:00ish pm (EST) Without exception.
During this period we will celebrate the final moments of freedom for Das Janus...kwich ( F Spelling thats for chumps) WITHOUT Eric on-site the festivites will be a complete waste, Das will fall into a deep depression compounded by the utter sadness that can only come from Marriage. This could result in MANY reprocussions....Das quits his job...has no money...has to move into the new Beaulieu house, would you allow such a homely looking creature into your beautiful new house? Hell I barely let him in my car let alone my house. That hairy ass crack on your couch....OHHH THE HUMANATEES.
Just like forest fires only you can prevent this from happening.
Tiffany Beaulieu I ask you not as one person but as the combined voice of everyone on the email train - LET OUR ERIC GO.
If that dosen't work - My god you look stunning today, your style, that amazing hair, a true godess that outshines the beauty of.... uhh...ummm...attractive famous peeps.
Uncle Guido - OUT.
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