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We, the beloved friends/political prisoners/infatuated lovers of jamesrocksit, demand that his Rocking Royal Highness no longer be forced to meander in the creative quagmire of employment areas that provide total incongruence with his lifelong destiny - rocking everything constantly.
The world needs this man; we need him to grab the creative destinations of the typically culturally bereft institutions such as (insert most hated magazine, TV channel, celebrity name here) by the horns and show them why Gen Y is fed up with being spoonfed bullshit advert, after bullshit virtue, after Paris Hilton's snatch.
We're becoming spiritually bankrupt as a generation and jamesrocksit wants to do something about it. I emplore you give him the job he needs so that he can achieve his destiny - rocking everything constantly.
NB. His destiny may also involve (a) having sex with many of your girlfriends or (b) becoming a dictator.
The world needs this man; we need him to grab the creative destinations of the typically culturally bereft institutions such as (insert most hated magazine, TV channel, celebrity name here) by the horns and show them why Gen Y is fed up with being spoonfed bullshit advert, after bullshit virtue, after Paris Hilton's snatch.
We're becoming spiritually bankrupt as a generation and jamesrocksit wants to do something about it. I emplore you give him the job he needs so that he can achieve his destiny - rocking everything constantly.
NB. His destiny may also involve (a) having sex with many of your girlfriends or (b) becoming a dictator.
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