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I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE HELL THE NUTS ON SOME SQUIRRELS ARE JUST,
SO BIG! SO BY SIGNING THIS HERE PETITION, WE'LL RAISE FUNDS THAT ARE THEN SENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF BALL AND SACK. THERE, THE ONGOING STUDY OF WHY THE HELL SOME NUTS ARE JUST SO BIG AND MANLY. SO, BY SINGING THIS THE FUNDS ARE RAISED, AND WE WILL ALL KNOW WHY SOME NUTS ARE JUST SO BIG ON SUCH A SMALL ANIMAL AND THEY WILL ALL BE REMOVED WITHIN 1 MONTH OF US FINDING THE ANSWER.
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