Women's Ordination to Catholic Priesthood
Your Holiness, John Paul,and all Your Eminences and Excellencies, the Bishops Who Share Apostolic Succession with His Holiness, Pope John Paul IIGrace to you and peace from God our Father. We always g... continue reading »
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""Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the tran"
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"Beatrice Buttwad you ignorant slut! I'm sick and tired of your blasphemy. You can suck my PontifPole(tm)!"
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"I'm having gender reassignment surger so I can become a priest. Apparently you need to have a weenie, but you're not supposed to use it. Rather strange set of rules if you ask me!"
"I was reading this bible thing last night and I couldn't friggin believe it!!! Adam lived to be 900 years old????!! The earth was made in seven days????!!!!! Who believes this crap?"
"I'll be your sister Alan, but it'll cost you extra."
"I applaud your initiative and pray that at least some bishops will read it in its entirety."
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"Do you know that 6 billion chickens will die in slaughterhouses this year? How would you feel if a species higher than us on the food chain lost all respect for us and started slaughtering us wholesale?"
"Gals, I should perhaps make this more clear. I run a "Don't ask don't tell" organization. This means 1. It's YOUR job to not ask to be a priest if you're a girl. 2. It's MY job to not tell on pedophiles."
"In addition to the thoughts in this well written petition I would like to add, in my heart I truly believe that God would strongly approve of the move for women to become priests. I truly believe it would show growth as Catholics."
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"Can your god lick his own balls? I can. Worship me (patting me on the head or playing fetch with me counts). Thanks."
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"God, I believe you created Satan so he could influence my priest to give me a good fukkin'"
"Yes, women need to get in on that hot alter boy action too!"
"God knows our hearts and our needs, and God will provide. Please harden not your hearts ."
"Face it ladies, I've got what it takes to be a priest."
