Women's Ordination to Catholic Priesthood
Your Holiness, John Paul,and all Your Eminences and Excellencies, the Bishops Who Share Apostolic Succession with His Holiness, Pope John Paul IIGrace to you and peace from God our Father. We always g... continue reading »
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"...yes, TITTYFUK, And FYI, buttsex doesn't count either."
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"I get the screaming meemies just thinking about being able to preach about Jesus!"
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"I would much rather be molested by a women Preist then be constantly molested by men Preist's."
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"Yes! Please! More women here! Ratzo, gimme a break!"
"I will leave the Church until women are ordained, priests can marry and sexual abuse by parish priests, bishops and the cover-ups cease.ceases"
"Us girls need our altar boy juice too!"
"Hey everybody, I'm still alive, so I guess my pact with Satan worked. Now y'all be good and don't do anything I wouldn't do - and don't do anybody my priests wouldn't do. Sorry gals, this is a guys only club. I'm only allowing MALE clergy access to diddle"
"feeling i have been called to be a priest, but frustrated at my inablility to do so because my church denies me this right, i emphatically urge church officials to think of people like me who will never live their dreams, never fulfill their vocations. sa"
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"Thanks Senator McCain. I've been in the priesthood for years and nobody suspects. I'm so butch no one would dare to ask if I'm really a woman."
"Oh, I see. You mean instead of having real intercourse she used to..."
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"If they let women into the priesthood they'll have to do the altar boys with strap-ons!"
"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife."
"I deplore the facetious and impious made by some other signatories. I self-identify as a "traditionalist" Catholic and am attached to the Old Rite of Mass. I think that the theological arguments proposed in this petition are very strong. I believe that t"
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"Please don't listen to the person below. Since Jesus impregnated his own mother to give birth to himself, it would certainly have been OK for him to make her an Apostle - unkess she was "no longer immaculate" after his holy spirit fukked her."
"I also read in the Bible that if I jerk off anyone who touches me will be unclean until sundown. Who believes this crap?"
"If god and godzilla fought, who would win?"
"This is an infallible teaching of the Church. Stop trying to misinterpret Scripture and Tradition to serve your selfish desires!!!"
