"Sure I'd hit it."
"YES I WOULD HIT IT"
"how has everyone managed to hit it before ted?"
"d00bie"
"is this what they call a "hit parade?""
"wizzle"
"I'd hit it twice!"
"I'd hit it"
"it would be hit by me as well"
"of course i'd hit it"
"(OPTIONAL) I WOULD DEF DO HIS MOM AND ALL OTHERS IT MAY CONERLJK:DLSF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))"
"SEE http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html"
"I'd hit it."
"yea man"
"Id hit it with so many lefts it would beg me for a right. I'd hit like a drunk at a foster home on a Saturday night"
"you GAWWWWDAMMMMM right!"
"Like a red headed step child"
"(and penfold too)"
"omg haha this is great i'm gonna try to get more people to sign"
"Yes, but who is this Chris Williams and when can that be hit as well?"
"I'd hit it even if I didn't have a cigar!"
"does ted even know how to hit it???"
"I'm a little opposed to hitting, so I would probably just slap it."
"I'd hit it with or without Chris Williams's wang!"