You die now.

I have come to the conclusion that you are pointless. Nothing but a waste of sperm.I am 100\% sure everyone else thinks so too. So to make it easier on all of us, I made this petition to end your life... continue reading »

50 signatures Goal: 50
All Signatures (50 total)
26.
Nuthin Hansen 27 November 2011

"nuthin"

27.
Lancer Singleton 28 October 2011

"i'm really bored so okay."

28.
Hnsolo Larson 18 October 2011

"human life is nothing more than the crotch stain of the earth, we die eventually so what the hell?"

29.
Charles R 9 June 2011

"I'm signing this to end my pointless,pathetic life"

30.
Wolfeh Hall 5 May 2011

"yay! I die now!"

31.
Ryan L 5 January 2011

"I support this petition"

32.
Craig Copeland 11 July 2009

"I'm Craig."

33.
Feenicks Fitzpatrick 3 July 2009

"Thank you for helping me realize that yes, I do need to die now."

34.
Batofzion Nicholson 23 June 2009

"I concur."

35.
Add Dyer 30 May 2009

"I support this petition wholeheartedly. I am a skidmark on the underpants of society, and need to be eliminated."

36.
Alex Washington 3 April 2009

"I support this petition"

37.
Suspended Meatm 18 March 2009

"God i want to make babies."

38.
Darknessarise Baker 6 March 2009

"Yeah...I want my bike back."

39.
Sjuliyanap Lambert 26 February 2009

"Everyone is already dead"

40.
William L 23 January 2009

"I support this petition"

41.
Blindfushingmonkey Thompson 10 November 2008

"Alien love.... is the best love."

42.
Naraku Hoover 28 August 2008

"nice and pointless geez"

43.
Penis Potter 1 March 2008

"I support this petition"

44.
Kiyoshi Kelley 9 February 2008

"I support this petition"

45.
Evilhomr Griffith 18 January 2008

"KILL ME KNOW!!"

46.
Shickles Norris 30 August 2007

"......^_^"

47.
Locachick Powers 19 August 2007

"Would you expect anything less?"

48.
Swimmodsedai Hendrix 13 April 2007

"Thank goodness for this petition. I truly hope that when it fills up, your greatest wish will be granted."

49.
Sportsmaster Bradshaw 20 November 2006

"Sure I have nothing to do for a few weeks..."

50.
Onibasilisk Wilson 15 November 2006

".........Bored."

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