You dont own this city

There has been a man.... perhaps a boy would more ascertain what this person really is. He... he claims to be the "dean of deen". This gross malfeasance cannot go without consequence. There are however some goodfellas in aberdeen and we are in fact outraged at the statements made by this dean of deen. There are two options that we are willing to let this dean make. Option one; We are making this petition that hopefully after being signed by many in our support to lift us from this fictional dictatorship, the dean will resign and never again claim the title of "the dean of deen". Option two; This so called dean could ignore our claim to aberdeen, and continue his make believe reign over the people of this shitty city. If option two was taken by the dean, well then there is only one option that we could take.... and that is complete and utter chaos caused by mob rule, right in your goddamn front yard. The choice is yours dean... we just hope you make the smart decision and save us the time of making a shitload of molotov cocktails and traveling to your house. If you believe what we, the revolutionarys believe, then sign this petition and show this fake king that he doesnt belong here, and never will. We all just hope youll take the time to sign away your deanship. Thank you.