Kill the Cock... err.. Clock Crew.
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Because Clocks are ghey, non-piconjer, anti-Furry, elitist faggots who walk around sucking strawberry-flavored syrup off of dildoes to remind themselves of the time of StrawberryClock when they all gathered around to fuck him in the ass 'till the point of death from anal blood loss.
Here's the plan:
1. Gather the Clock Crew members.
2. Give them ritalin so they would stop whining about how Strawberry Cock is King of the Portal.
3. Bring the Furry Fandom over to execute the Clocks slowly and painfully.
4. Cut off their microscopic ballsacks and start them on fire.
5. Dump the bloody, scorched mass of melted-together ballsack and drop it on top of Neopets Co.
6. Suck my fucking cock.
Here's the plan:
1. Gather the Clock Crew members.
2. Give them ritalin so they would stop whining about how Strawberry Cock is King of the Portal.
3. Bring the Furry Fandom over to execute the Clocks slowly and painfully.
4. Cut off their microscopic ballsacks and start them on fire.
5. Dump the bloody, scorched mass of melted-together ballsack and drop it on top of Neopets Co.
6. Suck my fucking cock.
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