Let benburch Back Into democraticunderground
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Whereas it appears that "benburch," aka "Fister" and "Fat Che," has been granited in democraticunderground;
and whereas the abovementioned has actually proven to be one of the most illuminating and entertaining members registered in democraticunderground;
and whereas the abovementioned, while known for inflammatory comments, such comments have proven considerably less inflammatory than those made by other members of democraticunderground (e.g. "distressedamerican," aka "Fido" and "the Village Idiot);"
and whereas the abovementioned, while having posted fund-raisers for his White Hose Society on democraticunderground, it appears he has always been more open and honest about use of such funds contributed than other scammers on democraticunderground (e.g., "sfexpat2000," aka "bimbohead" and "the airhead from San Francisco");
and whereas the abovementioned is possessed of a straightforward and straight-talking literary style, no holds barred, his honest thoughts expressed honestly, while such incredible nonliterary nonentities such as the Bostonian Drunkard (aka "William Pitt") are still allowed to flourish on democraticunderground;
the belowsigned humbly beseech "Skinner" to restore "benburch" to membership in democraticunderground, with all rights and privileges he previously enjoyed.
and whereas the abovementioned has actually proven to be one of the most illuminating and entertaining members registered in democraticunderground;
and whereas the abovementioned, while known for inflammatory comments, such comments have proven considerably less inflammatory than those made by other members of democraticunderground (e.g. "distressedamerican," aka "Fido" and "the Village Idiot);"
and whereas the abovementioned, while having posted fund-raisers for his White Hose Society on democraticunderground, it appears he has always been more open and honest about use of such funds contributed than other scammers on democraticunderground (e.g., "sfexpat2000," aka "bimbohead" and "the airhead from San Francisco");
and whereas the abovementioned is possessed of a straightforward and straight-talking literary style, no holds barred, his honest thoughts expressed honestly, while such incredible nonliterary nonentities such as the Bostonian Drunkard (aka "William Pitt") are still allowed to flourish on democraticunderground;
the belowsigned humbly beseech "Skinner" to restore "benburch" to membership in democraticunderground, with all rights and privileges he previously enjoyed.
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Goal
100 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
21 December 2015
100.
Iverglas Theu
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Skinner -- Why in the hell did you abort benburch? Don 't you get it? You let all the other perverts and nutjobs in (I'm a prime example), so let benburch back in. You do not want to see me angry.
15 October 2015
2 September 2015
17 August 2015
97.
Will P
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The moron Ben Burch has always stood for lunacy and shouldn't be allowed back into my hallowed ground at DU that is bought and paid for by me
26 July 2015
29 May 2015
95.
Andy S
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Help! SOMEONE! I'M NOT DEAD! I'm locked in Fister's closet with an Anatomically Correct blow up doll and a bucket of gear lube! Please someone!! Im stretched beyond my limits! Aggghhhh.
23 May 2015
12 May 2015
93.
Kyndkulture Avery
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But but but Ben and I are making our next armbands. I need him to shill on DU. 11111!!1eleventy1
1 December 2014
1 November 2014
10 October 2014
90.
Sarasotarepub Allison
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Please $kimmer, let Ben back on. I wanted to see Distressed American get TS 1st.
26 September 2014
89.
Crazy G
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Hey, let me back in, too! He's got the Crisco, I've got the popcorn! We can't be separated like this!
4 May 2014
88.
Mohammed Contreras
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The Zionist Infidels shouldn't win! Allah Akbar! Death to America! Let Benburch back!
8 March 2014
10 January 2014
3 January 2014
27 December 2013
1 November 2013
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Tno Singleton
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27 October 2013
22 October 2013
81.
Crockspot Miller
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Ben should be reinstated. His absence cuts the entertainment value of DU by half.
9 August 2013
3 July 2013
20 April 2013
15 March 2013
16 January 2013
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