Let benburch Back Into democraticunderground
Whereas it appears that "benburch," aka "Fister" and "Fat Che," has been granited in democraticunderground;and whereas the abovementioned has actually proven to be one of the most illuminating and ent... continue reading »
"Skinner -- Why in the hell did you abort benburch? Don 't you get it? You let all the other perverts and nutjobs in (I'm a prime example), so let benburch back in. You do not want to see me angry."
"I won't be able to go back to work until The Fister is back at DU!!"
"ben's a nice Guy."
"The moron Ben Burch has always stood for lunacy and shouldn't be allowed back into my hallowed ground at DU that is bought and paid for by me"
"let me back in too"
"Help! SOMEONE! I'M NOT DEAD! I'm locked in Fister's closet with an Anatomically Correct blow up doll and a bucket of gear lube! Please someone!! Im stretched beyond my limits! Aggghhhh."
"Give me a kiss!"
"But but but Ben and I are making our next armbands. I need him to shill on DU. 11111!!1eleventy1"
"В"
"Let my man-servant back on to your precious little site, Skinner."
"Please $kimmer, let Ben back on. I wanted to see Distressed American get TS 1st."
"Hey, let me back in, too! He's got the Crisco, I've got the popcorn! We can't be separated like this!"
"The Zionist Infidels shouldn't win! Allah Akbar! Death to America! Let Benburch back!"
"Bring back Fister! I miss Fister!"
"Poor bennie, let him back on he was great entertainment."
"I am still looking for my uterus , anyone?"
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"I guess $kinners butt is now 'exit only'......"
"Ben should be reinstated. His absence cuts the entertainment value of DU by half."
"Skinner! Reinstate benburch now! Or else I'll sit on you!"
"What do we want? Ben reinstated! When do we want it? NOW!"
"Let the Obese One back in. He stirs the true emotions up in DUmmies like no other,"
"Neener Neener Neener - Oh Benny, I still have my job!"
"Please please please let him back! Please!"
