NO MORE MONKEYS IN MY PANTS

We need to keep the monkeys out of my pants for good. I'm sick and tired of the zoo letting this monkeys in my pants while i sleep, please Help me stop this evil act. Over 5,000 people have monkeys in there pants. They play with there balls all day, no pun, soccer balls. It's quite uncomfortable. PLEASE HELP ME STOP THIS!! thank you..

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Goal

20 signatures

Goal: 10,000

Latest Signatures

29 October 2010

20. ashley | LMAO!!

10 August 2010

19. Mary Desjean | damn monkeys.

10 August 2010

18. Alyssa | fuckin monkeys.

9 August 2010

17. william german | damn those dirty monkeys

7 August 2010

16. KC SEXTON | I DONT LIKE THE MONKEYS!

7 August 2010

15. Chris Rose | I am deeply concerned on this issue. email me about the actions you are taking to prevent the monkeys from causing trouble. crose@enforme.com

5 August 2010

14. Dicky | Finally. *sniff* :(

2 August 2010

13. Amy Douglas |

26 July 2010

12. Patrick Milam |

26 July 2010

11. SID | Fuck you and your balls, stupid wanker.

29 June 2010

10. Sarah | LOL, STUPID MONKEYS! IDIOT ZOO! why cant they leave us alone?

20 June 2010

9. Deanna Kendall | you poor thing.......of course we must put a stop to the monkeys

18 May 2010

8. j | I would like to be in your pants sign my petition called "I need help in my pants" Submitted on: 5-18-2001

18 May 2010

7. Michael Heslin | help me to

8 May 2010

6. aaron Harrington | ee ee the monkey

27 April 2010

5. Katie | OMG we HAFTA get RID OF THE MONKEYS!!!!

9 April 2010

4. molly | I think that's really becoming a large problem here in the US and we need to stop it now.

16 March 2010

3. Rachel | Hey....you're mad.

28 February 2010

2. Angel | Baby, I have the same problem.

20 February 2010

1. MOO MAN THOMAS | I Like it, its fun

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