In Support of Jim Kingston

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We, the undersigned, fully support and adore the local home town boy made good, now adult, Police Chief of Broken Springs, James Earl Kingston. By signing this petition, we sell our souls to this man, who protects us from the dangerous thugs and unruly teenagers of the tiny metropolis of Broken Springs, Michigan, otherwise known as Little Chicago.

This is an attempt to thwart those buttinskies who have nothing better to do than dig up dirt on this fine man. We fine citizens of Broken Springs don't care if he's potentially broken the law he's sworn to uphold. He IS the law. And he mows a lot of yards for those unable to keep their grass trimmed. He also picks up litter. And he smiles and waves at those people he likes all the time.

Get well soon, Jim. We miss you.
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Goal
50 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
12 December 2015
50. Barney F | He's as good an officer as I was
15 July 2015
49. Riverworld Mentalhealthcenterdirectordrimk | If Seventrees doesn't get him, we certainly will take him!
23 May 2015
48. Buzz A | Robert's a homo. Long live Jim.
1 May 2015
47. George Wb | Jim always believed in WMD and my lie linking Saddam to 9-11
22 March 2015
46. Mark S | I support Chief Kingston because he and I agree on race relations!
26 January 2015
45. Stan C | Jan is making me draw lines in the sand, too!
31 December 2014
44. Broken Springsb | He's are best customer
4 June 2014
43. Stobby K | Now that I'm dead, do I get a second vote?
12 December 2013
42. William C | Jim wanted to be in My Lai, but instead he became a "my liar".
28 February 2013
41. Staff Ofthespudwaygass | We, too, need Chief Kingston's business...the State depends on his lottery purchases to help the schools in Broken County stay operable!
7 January 2013
40. Curly Headeds | I guess that I'd better check my life insurance while I offer support for Jim.
2 October 2012
39. Bruce R | Who am I going to blame for everything once jimmy is gone
8 June 2012
38. Old Creepyg | Was it a bad monkey?
25 November 2011
37. Micky M | I commend Jim Kingston for running my kind of organization!
25 October 2011
36. Liddie B | Jim is a great guy.
28 September 2011
35. Judy Ostrichrickchaddwickjudgedanandmrsjulypenisconniez | We all support Jim Kingston, but we're dead, so it really doesn't matter anyway.
12 September 2011
34. William Jeffersonc | I luv 'im 'cause he can lie with the best of 'em! PARRRR-TY!
24 November 2010
33. God Blake | Just kidding. It's me, Jim Kingston, voting for myself again. Although if God where here, I'm sure he'ld vote for me.
24 October 2010
32. Diana D | Mr. Kingston gave me a big tip once on my blackjack table
5 October 2010
31. Jan C | I'm starting to draw lines in the sand...in Afghanistan!
30 July 2010
30. Jim Marquez | Nope. He just needs to be spanked once in awhile.
8 March 2010
29. Oilcan B | Jim is a great guy.
19 August 2009
28. Satan May | Yeah, Petey, but I've got the best part of the bargain: I get JIM KINGSTON!!!
27 June 2009
27. The Staffoftheblueshipc | We can't afford to lose his business!
23 February 2009
26. Heinrich H | I resent that someone compared Jim Kingston to me; I was a much better liar than he is! (Handsome devil, ain't he?)
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Onoyoko Charter Township
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