In Support of Jim Kingston

We, the undersigned, fully support and adore the local home town boy made good, now adult, Police Chief of Broken Springs, James Earl Kingston. By signing this petition, we sell our souls to this man,... continue reading »

50 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (50 total)
1.
Barney F 12 December 2015

"He's as good an officer as I was"

2.
Riverworld Mentalhealthcenterdirectordrimk 15 July 2015

"If Seventrees doesn't get him, we certainly will take him!"

3.
Buzz A 23 May 2015

"Robert's a homo. Long live Jim."

4.
George Wb 1 May 2015

"Jim always believed in WMD and my lie linking Saddam to 9-11"

5.
Mark S 22 March 2015

"I support Chief Kingston because he and I agree on race relations!"

6.
Stan C 26 January 2015

"Jan is making me draw lines in the sand, too!"

7.
Broken Springsb 31 December 2014

"He's are best customer"

8.
Stobby K 4 June 2014

"Now that I'm dead, do I get a second vote?"

9.
William C 12 December 2013

"Jim wanted to be in My Lai, but instead he became a "my liar"."

10.
Staff Ofthespudwaygass 28 February 2013

"We, too, need Chief Kingston's business...the State depends on his lottery purchases to help the schools in Broken County stay operable!"

11.
Curly Headeds 7 January 2013

"I guess that I'd better check my life insurance while I offer support for Jim."

12.
Bruce R 2 October 2012

"Who am I going to blame for everything once jimmy is gone"

13.
Old Creepyg 8 June 2012

"Was it a bad monkey?"

14.
Micky M 25 November 2011

"I commend Jim Kingston for running my kind of organization!"

15.
Liddie B 25 October 2011

"Jim is a great guy."

16.
Judy Ostrichrickchaddwickjudgedanandmrsjulypenisconniez 28 September 2011

"We all support Jim Kingston, but we're dead, so it really doesn't matter anyway."

17.
William Jeffersonc 12 September 2011

"I luv 'im 'cause he can lie with the best of 'em! PARRRR-TY!"

18.
God Blake 24 November 2010

"Just kidding. It's me, Jim Kingston, voting for myself again. Although if God where here, I'm sure he'ld vote for me."

19.
Diana D 24 October 2010

"Mr. Kingston gave me a big tip once on my blackjack table"

20.
Jan C 5 October 2010

"I'm starting to draw lines in the sand...in Afghanistan!"

21.
Jim Marquez 30 July 2010

"Nope. He just needs to be spanked once in awhile."

22.
Oilcan B 8 March 2010

"Jim is a great guy."

23.
Satan May 19 August 2009

"Yeah, Petey, but I've got the best part of the bargain: I get JIM KINGSTON!!!"

24.
The Staffoftheblueshipc 27 June 2009

"We can't afford to lose his business!"

25.
Heinrich H 23 February 2009

"I resent that someone compared Jim Kingston to me; I was a much better liar than he is! (Handsome devil, ain't he?)"

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