In Support of Jim Kingston
We, the undersigned, fully support and adore the local home town boy made good, now adult, Police Chief of Broken Springs, James Earl Kingston. By signing this petition, we sell our souls to this man,... continue reading »
"He's as good an officer as I was"
"If Seventrees doesn't get him, we certainly will take him!"
"Robert's a homo. Long live Jim."
"Jim always believed in WMD and my lie linking Saddam to 9-11"
"I support Chief Kingston because he and I agree on race relations!"
"Jan is making me draw lines in the sand, too!"
"He's are best customer"
"Now that I'm dead, do I get a second vote?"
"Jim wanted to be in My Lai, but instead he became a "my liar"."
"We, too, need Chief Kingston's business...the State depends on his lottery purchases to help the schools in Broken County stay operable!"
"I guess that I'd better check my life insurance while I offer support for Jim."
"Who am I going to blame for everything once jimmy is gone"
"Was it a bad monkey?"
"I commend Jim Kingston for running my kind of organization!"
"Jim is a great guy."
"We all support Jim Kingston, but we're dead, so it really doesn't matter anyway."
"I luv 'im 'cause he can lie with the best of 'em! PARRRR-TY!"
"Just kidding. It's me, Jim Kingston, voting for myself again. Although if God where here, I'm sure he'ld vote for me."
"Mr. Kingston gave me a big tip once on my blackjack table"
"I'm starting to draw lines in the sand...in Afghanistan!"
"Nope. He just needs to be spanked once in awhile."
"Jim is a great guy."
"Yeah, Petey, but I've got the best part of the bargain: I get JIM KINGSTON!!!"
"We can't afford to lose his business!"
"I resent that someone compared Jim Kingston to me; I was a much better liar than he is! (Handsome devil, ain't he?)"