The Cleaner Reproductive Organ for Beth Robbins

We, The Undersigned, hereby petition the Congress of the United States of America to push Immediate Funding for the removal of sand, soil, twigs, leaves, broken glass, small animals, wayward heroine addicts, bibles, smothered children, and other such debris and detritus that has over time become firmly lodged in the reproductive organ of Beth Robbins, a Citizen and True Patriot of the United States of America, so that she might continue her Noble Quest to protect decent American children from the foul plague brought upon us by the evil force known only as 'Maddox.'

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Goal

589 signatures

Goal: 1,000

Latest Signatures

589. Bob Shepard | PAH!

588. Rat Wyatt | I know a good exterminator who can get rid of the spiders and cobwebs down there.

587. Phamuraix Moody | LMAO

586. Victoria Dunn | I support this petition

585. Mike Oneal | this is an outraged, IT MUST BE STOPPED

584. Bhrett Russell | I support this petition

583. Noone Wolf | Right.

582. Daniel C | It is my greatest wish that from her vagina be removed the assorted items that do plague her!

581. A Wiggins | It's pretty funny how maddox have taken over pedition.com in just a few days ;)

580. Abel B | What a wonderful petition! heheh.

579. Beth R | You forgot to meantion all those lost vibrators and the nuclear waste that is stuck in my sex organs, yes organs, it is a long story

578. Fffffff Moran | gsgsfdgfdgdfgdfg

577. Slash Moran | Robbins, you seriously have to be clinically retarded.

576. Daniel Sheppard | We should go back in time and kill beths mom so she can't give birth to her, or wait till she's just been born then beeat her with a dildo until she becomes a vegitable, hehehe dildo's rule.

575. Adam Simon | IS GAY

574. Beths V | d'oh! wrong petition

573. Argle Lawrence | beth definitely needs to get laid

572. Maybug Chan | since my mum made me sign the other one I thought I'd sign this one too :)

571. Jeff Blair | A sand-blaster should do it, or maybe some napalm?

570. Gsfdgfd Bentley | sfdgfdsgfds

569. Brittany Acosta | Finally, a petition I get feel good about

568. Baba L | There's no way we'll ever be able to allocate funds sufficient to clear this massive territory. With all the money we're spending on the "war" in Iraq....good luck.

567. Heman Masteroftheu | I have the power!!! To remove sand from vaginas.

566. Poop Nixon | Poop

565. John H | By god I'll sign it so they won't even have to don their reading glasses to see my name!

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By: Elvira Mcfarland

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Petition target:
U.S. Congress