You die now.

I have come to the conclusion that you are pointless. Nothing but a waste of sperm.

I am 100\% sure everyone else thinks so too. So to make it easier on all of us, I made this petition to end your life.

You're not putting it to good use anyways.

So sign away, America.

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Goal

50 signatures

Goal: 50

Latest Signatures

7 December 2015

50. Fdsdsfdsf Lin | GAY!

9 September 2015

49. Jonathan Williamson | TRUTH!

19 March 2015

48. Redjeans Vega | OMFGWTFBBQ This should have come sooner.

7 March 2015

47. Charleh Liu | OMFG I HATE YOU ROFL

27 November 2014

46. Swimodin Peterson | You bring a strong argument to the table. I for one throw all my endorsements upon this. Bravisimo!

27 November 2014

45. Vashvsgoku Mcbride | Die.

10 September 2014

44. Bjarki Cooley | fish!

26 August 2014

43. Moparman Hull | Give Me Panzers Or Give Me Death!

20 August 2014

42. Mookerton Brady | As my final request, I want a pony.

10 August 2014

41. Cheyenne Joseph | Life is pointless.

16 January 2014

40. Drukenhomer Conrad | I use drunkenhomer as my screen name on ASMB. Please end my life.

18 December 2013

39. Autoerratic Salazar | i breed spiders with unused portions (all) of my crotch

6 October 2013

38. Bewbs M | В

13 May 2013

37. Theroyalgoat Hickman | I agree...but petitions are for women who are angry about the canceling of their TV shows.

18 April 2013

36. Drunkenhomer Hopkins | В

15 March 2013

35. Cixelsyd | These online petitions never work

6 March 2013

34. Crawlinginmyskin Rhodes | I'm having sex with number 19 and number 14 right now.........................in my mind.......................giggity

27 December 2012

33. Hbrw Chung | :heart:

20 December 2012

32. Kidneyeater Welch | ...dying is fun at times

1 November 2012

31. Rodney K | I support this petition

25 September 2012

30. Littleechicken Mahoney | Finally someone is taking the proper actions to end the world's overpopulation problem! Onward to sterilization for the masses!

17 May 2012

29. Jorge Flowers | I support this petition

25 April 2012

28. Emokid Jackson | us emokids slit our wrists all the tim. sure I will kill myself

3 April 2012

27. Jimmys S | Bring. Yo. Clique. Run, girl.

19 January 2012

26. Waste Ofspermfulln | I support this petition

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By: Lena Oliver

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