You die now.

I have come to the conclusion that you are pointless. Nothing but a waste of sperm.I am 100\% sure everyone else thinks so too. So to make it easier on all of us, I made this petition to end your life... continue reading »

50 signatures Goal: 50
All Signatures (50 total)
1.
Fdsdsfdsf Lin 7 December 2015

"GAY!"

2.
Jonathan Williamson 9 September 2015

"TRUTH!"

3.
Redjeans Vega 19 March 2015

"OMFGWTFBBQ This should have come sooner."

4.
Charleh Liu 7 March 2015

"OMFG I HATE YOU ROFL"

5.
Swimodin Peterson 27 November 2014

"You bring a strong argument to the table. I for one throw all my endorsements upon this. Bravisimo!"

6.
Vashvsgoku Mcbride 27 November 2014

"Die."

7.
Bjarki Cooley 10 September 2014

"fish!"

8.
Moparman Hull 26 August 2014

"Give Me Panzers Or Give Me Death!"

9.
Mookerton Brady 20 August 2014

"As my final request, I want a pony."

10.
Cheyenne Joseph 10 August 2014

"Life is pointless."

11.
Drukenhomer Conrad 16 January 2014

"I use drunkenhomer as my screen name on ASMB. Please end my life."

12.
Autoerratic Salazar 18 December 2013

"i breed spiders with unused portions (all) of my crotch"

13.
Bewbs M 6 October 2013

"В"

14.
Theroyalgoat Hickman 13 May 2013

"I agree...but petitions are for women who are angry about the canceling of their TV shows."

15.
Drunkenhomer Hopkins 18 April 2013

"В"

16.
Cixelsyd 15 March 2013

"These online petitions never work"

17.
Crawlinginmyskin Rhodes 6 March 2013

"I'm having sex with number 19 and number 14 right now.........................in my mind.......................giggity"

18.
Hbrw Chung 27 December 2012

":heart:"

19.
Kidneyeater Welch 20 December 2012

"...dying is fun at times"

20.
Rodney K 1 November 2012

"I support this petition"

21.
Littleechicken Mahoney 25 September 2012

"Finally someone is taking the proper actions to end the world's overpopulation problem! Onward to sterilization for the masses!"

22.
Jorge Flowers 17 May 2012

"I support this petition"

23.
Emokid Jackson 25 April 2012

"us emokids slit our wrists all the tim. sure I will kill myself"

24.
Jimmys S 3 April 2012

"Bring. Yo. Clique. Run, girl."

25.
Waste Ofspermfulln 19 January 2012

"I support this petition"

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