In Support of Jim Kingston
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We, the undersigned, fully support and adore the local home town boy made good, now adult, Police Chief of Broken Springs, James Earl Kingston. By signing this petition, we sell our souls to this man, who protects us from the dangerous thugs and unruly teenagers of the tiny metropolis of Broken Springs, Michigan, otherwise known as Little Chicago.
This is an attempt to thwart those buttinskies who have nothing better to do than dig up dirt on this fine man. We fine citizens of Broken Springs don't care if he's potentially broken the law he's sworn to uphold. He IS the law. And he mows a lot of yards for those unable to keep their grass trimmed. He also picks up litter. And he smiles and waves at those people he likes all the time.
Get well soon, Jim. We miss you.
This is an attempt to thwart those buttinskies who have nothing better to do than dig up dirt on this fine man. We fine citizens of Broken Springs don't care if he's potentially broken the law he's sworn to uphold. He IS the law. And he mows a lot of yards for those unable to keep their grass trimmed. He also picks up litter. And he smiles and waves at those people he likes all the time.
Get well soon, Jim. We miss you.
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50 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
12 December 2015
15 July 2015
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Riverworld Mentalhealthcenterdirectordrimk
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If Seventrees doesn't get him, we certainly will take him!
23 May 2015
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31 December 2014
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Staff Ofthespudwaygass
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We, too, need Chief Kingston's business...the State depends on his lottery purchases to help the schools in Broken County stay operable!
7 January 2013
2 October 2012
8 June 2012
25 November 2011
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Judy Ostrichrickchaddwickjudgedanandmrsjulypenisconniez
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We all support Jim Kingston, but we're dead, so it really doesn't matter anyway.
12 September 2011
24 November 2010
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God Blake
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Just kidding. It's me, Jim Kingston, voting for myself again. Although if God where here, I'm sure he'ld vote for me.
24 October 2010
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Heinrich H
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I resent that someone compared Jim Kingston to me; I was a much better liar than he is! (Handsome devil, ain't he?)
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